Meet the Team and More Stuff

Fallen Angel

Please take care with what ever you do and don't end up a mess on the pavement like our fallen angel.

Go Shit Somewhere Else

Please tidy up after yourselves, don't shit on your own doorstep, don't expect other people to clean up after you.  Don't make your neighbours complain!

This Machine Cannot Serve You
You are not a worker drone. You are not here just to serve your capitalist overlord. They will work you till you break then throw you away. Make time to have some fun! 

Meet Our Team 

This is our CEO, an original Drug Lark
Our team leader enjoying a pint of legal high after a hard days Drug Larking.  Great ears.
Fast Pedro, transport and communications.
Testimonials from satisfied customers
“I have tried other hobbies, but this one is certainly the best. It brings idiocy to a new level of simplicity.”
William NoMatés, Brighton
“This is the best company I have ever worked with. I’ll definitely choose them again, and highly recommend them. Is that what you wanted me to say?  Did I get it right? I know you're busy but please call me when you can.  I worry about you.
Love you”
Mum, London
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